May 14

Sigh.

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Listen up, world, ’cause I’m only going to say this once. If you’re female, astoundingly cute, roughly my age, are chatty and funny, and just in general flirty as hell with me, would you please do me the favor of NOT BEING ALREADY HAPPILY MARRIED? I mean come on, already.

Jeez.